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Writer's pictureGary Hewitt

Goo to the good

Greetings all and first up let me take the opportunity to say thank you to Anna, Shilpa and Jo for stopping by and commenting, liking and loving my last post. It's much appreciated and yesterday was quite a blast and slowly coming back down to terra forma as I type.


Today was certainly one of a slow recharge but as the day waxes I feel a goodly dose of energy coming through and wondered what shall I type about today. Well, I shall draw you to the process of cleansing but in a rather unique style. Before I turned in yesterday I espied a video upon the hallowed halls of the tube of you and in that space a piece proclaimed the virtues of an unusual substance that purified your car, keyboard and various pieces of upholstery by this piece of turquoise coloured piece of sorcery. Dear scribe, what is it?



My wonderful readers allow me to elucidate for you. This magical material is a blue goo. I'm sure if you can tiptoe back to when you was a mere sapling and you were handed plasticine to play around with you may have some idea of where this is going. Then there was this green slime that I seem to recall us boys used to rather enjoy lobbing around hither and tither. Well, in this day and age, one uses goo to administer a good dusting.



This was the recommendation that DaveHax proclaimed and I must confess the idea did seem rather appealing. Now being your typical capricious Gemini I hopped onto Amazon and set forth an order. A couple of hours ago my mini blob arrived. With some alacrity, I opened the parcel and a curious tub stared back at me. The removal of the lid proved somewhat troublesome and it did start to make me ponder what kind of menace I was about to unleash. A sharp point of metal pierced the hermetic veil and there before me sat this malodorous looking pile of goo.


With some trepidation I took hold of the mass and found it quite cool to the touch. I followed the simple instructions to knead it a few times and then looked at the rather grubby looking keyboard which needed a touch of TLC. I set the pliable gel to work and lo and behold the beast feasted heartily upon those impossible to reach dots of dust. I was most heartened and soon dabbed here and there in various locations and sure enough the dust disappeared. Now for a more demanding test, the dashboard of my vehicle for this is the true vocation for my new acquisition. I set forth with a goodly pace and put the plastic to work and it did rather a splendid job. The result of this is the amorphous cleaner is now a good little chum to help with those irksome tasks and the scent is not too unpleasant thankfully.


And there we have it. A fun little piece and go forth and unleash your goo!


Ok, time for something ridiculous methinks.


I looked to Amazon shop

Purchased a simple blob

Put it straight to work

To lighten grimy murk


The job went rather well

For this gloopy spongy cell

I sealed it in the jar

After it cleaned my car


Let us sleep on this

For there is nought amiss

Yet when night did come

The blob deduced a sum


For this simple goo

Divided into two

The jar could not contain

As blob then halved again


The four explored the floor

Oozed right out the door

A new world to be cleansed

Especially filthy men


An army soon seeped forth

Their standard simple morph

A village soon did fall

The blob a mountain ball


The mixture did speed on

Cities downed and gone

The UK now true blue

France would join them too


Europe, Asia next

The world so gooey hexed

The US last to fall

Earth a bouncy ball





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